Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, PETA
My friend was kind enough to offer a translation from Korean. It goes something like this (I took notes while he dictated):
"At one private detective office, there was this detective named Hoon. He is a cool person and always wore khaki pants and a white overcoat. Usually he wore a cowboy hat. He smoked 2 cigarettes at a time. He was very smart. Once he arranged for the popular Bugs Bunny to be hidden. Bugs Bunny was always being pursued by Elmer Fudd. Elmer Fudd is escaped from jail. PETA worries for Bugs Bunny. This morning, Elmer Fudd was captured by Hoon. Bugs Bunny and his cousin are safe in an undisclosed location.
Suddenly, Hoon's sexy secretary came into the office. She came in with an anonymous gift which was a cut tree (boom! Hoon hits his desk)."