Hygiene of Swedish and American Culture
Today is another great day in AHFB history: yet another football player left his paper in the fishbowl. I love days like this.
If the link above goes out, here's an image socket mirror of the paper:
If the link above goes out, here's an image socket mirror of the paper:
posted by AHFB at 3:47 PM
13 Comments:
Just when I thought that nothing could compare to the wonder that was the paper on the Caribbean. Does this guy not speak in complete sentences? Cause he sure can't get them out on paper.
Wow. this pretty much made my day.
what do you expect with a team that's most common major is "communications"
you know, i was in an upper level history class discussion last year with zoltan mesko and not only did we get to snigger at the dumb kids together, but he also made really intelligent comments.
but the football players like this one are so hilarious that they cancel all the zolatn's out...
"Ow! My beginnings!"
Genius. And slight props to the football player on this one for not using Wikipedia.
But no body should be using that as a resource in the first place.
haha i love the end. it's all slam poetry-esque.
great great find.
I just had a shitty, shitty week and very little could have made me feel better. Then I read this paper. Thanks AHFB.
Oh, and can we have just one more moment for the DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAST AND PRESENT? I think he actually switches verb tenses within the same sentence in a place or two. Ah, I love it!
Happy Thanksgiving.
I have to write a paper on the same ethnography. Reading this one just boosted my confidence. Thanks for the cheap thrills, AHFB!
Man, i can write a better paper than that, and im only in 10th grade!
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This reminds me of a seventh grade essay; I used voice recognition software (for the first time, mind you) and dictated my essay, because I was too lazy to type it out.
I never read it, I just printed it out and turned it in.
My teacher gave it back to me with an amazing sentence highlighted:
"...but she didn't want to slide hymn off percussion she has a parade that me wood leaf sure baby all own."
The rest of the essay was as unintelligible as that sentence.
Still, I think that my essay was better than "Hygiene of Swedish and American Culture".
This is possibly the most hilarious sentence I've read in the past month:
"When not taking one everyday to not normal to us and we have a stink that is not normal and that means and shows to other people that you do not take care of you and can also mean no wealth."
Wow.
Thank you.
pitty the poor GSI that has to read 75 of those things during their own finals/midterms week... at least this one is hilarious!
which class is that for? Anthrcul 101?
Thank you so much for having this blog. I just had the shittiest final exam week imaginable, and finding and reading the Swedish Hygiene paper made me laugh so hard, the ResComp seats are now a little moist.
I could read this all day, every day...
I have to wonder though if this is real. can it be real?
somehow my world and my academic success (and lack thereof) are somehow more justified and a little more manageable knowing that essays like this exist.
keep up the great work.
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