Thursday, October 05, 2006

Pineapple No Backspace

I'm hoping that tomorrow's career fair means that I'll soon be finding a lot of bad resum├ęs. Until then, here's this:
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Anonymous poly c said...

I can't believe you let "Essays4poets" alone.

12:14 AM  
Blogger AHFB said...

I don't even have any idea what it means.

p.s. before someone comments on it, I just saw that I wrote "wierd" once and "weird" another time. Way to go me

12:51 AM  
Blogger Bill said...

I love it: "This is just a weird essay." So true.

Maybe Admissions will see this site, and reconsider the people they let in here...

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Julie said...

Weird, yes. I'm not sure I'd call it an "essay" though. My favorite: "ficciulty." ????

If it's true that a professor actually gave an assigment to write w/o using backspace -- my god, can you imagine having to read and grade forty of those?

6:54 AM  
Blogger Joel said...

Not backspacing is not poetry. What has this world come to?

I think, if I were him, I'd be tempted to add a few "typos" for good measure. What if you are just an excellent typist, would you get a B?

10:49 PM  
Anonymous poly c said...

Re: this being "not poetry," it IS a very OULIPO-ish type of constraint to impose. Are there OULIPO adherents in UM's English department? I had no idea.

6:07 PM  
Blogger rachel said...

Apparently, "too lazy to edit" = "poetry"

I'll have to use that one sometime...

4:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah I was in that class!

11:11 PM  

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