Moses and the Writhing Vermin
This is the short story that started it all; I found this story and was like "man a whole website of stuff like this would be great." About halfway through I didn't have enough of an idea what was happening to add any comments. See if you can figure this one out.
posted by AHFB at 3:24 PM
9 Comments:
I would love a recording of someone reading this. this is the BEST in its utter ridonkulocity. seriously, anyone have any idea what's going on?
At first I thought they were watching an execution, but then I realized they were just torturing a poor hobo shmuck...
"a bad horror sequel, or prequel for that matter."
Oh, no he did NOT! He did NOT invoke the PREQUEL!!
As far as I could tell, people from Bible stories are homeless and so disgusting that when they are viewed by college students, the students themselves become ill.
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Uh.
HEY GUYS I AM WRITING A FANTASTIC HARD-BOILED SCI-FI STORY THAT HAS BIBLICAL THINGS BECAUSE THAT MAKES IT DEEP. IT'S TOTALLY LIKE THE DIVINCI CODE EXCEPT TOTALLY COOLER AND WITH MORE BOOBIES (THAT COMES LATER).
I THINK I AM A GREAT WRITER HURGH BLURGH HERE IS MY STORY.
Thank you for this website. It has made my year.
What's most frightening about this is that English 323 is a class you have to submit a portfolio to to get in.
I particularly liked "the brown girl with the strawberry blond afro whose name I didn't know." Her afro had a name???
am i the only one that enjoyed reading it [i]because[/i] i didnt know what the hell was happening?
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