Monday, March 26, 2007

Link: Bizarre Frat Story from Michigan Daily

From this Daily article (which I couldn't even begin to comment on so I'm just linking):
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

8 Comments:

Anonymous ko said...

gah

2:49 PM  
Anonymous dana khan said...

great story, or the greatest story?

3:59 PM  
Blogger whit said...

ughhhh.

this has been the talk of my office all day. we tore it apart and debated every little point of contention [which we totally made up]. good story for the entertainment of library staff :)

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired." Ya think??

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Allie said...

TOTALLY my news tip, I feel like I'm finally making a difference in the world.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour."

hahaha. this is the best part.

a half an hour- the amount of time it took them to jack off and have no further use for her.

3:52 AM  
Blogger Daniel said...

they let her stay for half an hour and then kicked her out...wtf...

6:53 PM  
Blogger Joel said...

Why call the police? Can't a bunch of dudes kick someone out of their house?

10:53 PM  

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