Thursday, March 15, 2007

Plan of Action

Found wednesday around 1:40pm at the ugli

14 Comments:

Anonymous dana khan said...

Let's be honest: I think we all wish we had a little afternoon delight scheduled.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anony Mous Sexpert said...

food, f*ck, study.

you are asking to fall asleep.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous mer said...

*jaw drops*

This person balances on that knife's edge between being so uptight/structured as to schedule sex... and so laid back/crude as to call sex "fuck."

Amazing orthoganality. In my mind.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems to me he has at least two-and-a-half hours not spoken for: 2:30p-5:00p. I mean seriously.

8:54 PM  
Blogger whit said...

oh. dear.

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Jeremy said...

This guy is inefficient. With a little creativity, all three of his tasks could easily be combined.

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny that there are two comments that confidently refer to the author as "this guy" and "he".

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Skullturf Q. Beavispants said...

I also like how nothing at all is scheduled for earlier than 2:00 pm. I suppose the unstated items on the schedule are "sleep in; if enrolled in any morning classes, skip them."

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so seriously, I read "fuck..." and thought "exam," not sex.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous jeremy said...

Well, I'm inherently sexist, and I refuse to concede gender-neutral pronouns in conversation. Especially for an undspecified narrator.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous dana khan said...

I also thought "exam." But I didn't want to bring my pessimism immediately.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Some guy said...

What about the "..." after fuck? Can we take that as an ominous tone? Could one restructure the statement like "My (insert negative term of endearment here) wants to fuck again...I guess I can work him/her in between getting some on the side and dinner."?

....that kind of explains the lack of a list before 2pm, ya?

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

honestly, how long does it take to eat dinner?

6:39 PM  
Anonymous stormy said...

Well-played, anonymous 6:39 P.M. Well-played.

6:18 PM  

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