posted by AHFB at 11:38 AM
Let's be honest: I think we all wish we had a little afternoon delight scheduled.
food, f*ck, study.you are asking to fall asleep.
*jaw drops*This person balances on that knife's edge between being so uptight/structured as to schedule sex... and so laid back/crude as to call sex "fuck." Amazing orthoganality. In my mind.
Seems to me he has at least two-and-a-half hours not spoken for: 2:30p-5:00p. I mean seriously.
This guy is inefficient. With a little creativity, all three of his tasks could easily be combined.
It's funny that there are two comments that confidently refer to the author as "this guy" and "he".
I also like how nothing at all is scheduled for earlier than 2:00 pm. I suppose the unstated items on the schedule are "sleep in; if enrolled in any morning classes, skip them."
so seriously, I read "fuck..." and thought "exam," not sex.
Well, I'm inherently sexist, and I refuse to concede gender-neutral pronouns in conversation. Especially for an undspecified narrator.
I also thought "exam." But I didn't want to bring my pessimism immediately.
What about the "..." after fuck? Can we take that as an ominous tone? Could one restructure the statement like "My (insert negative term of endearment here) wants to fuck again...I guess I can work him/her in between getting some on the side and dinner."?....that kind of explains the lack of a list before 2pm, ya?
honestly, how long does it take to eat dinner?
Well-played, anonymous 6:39 P.M. Well-played.
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