in cold blood in cold blood in cold blood

Joy to the World, Unknown Map

Sheet music:


Some sort of partial map:

Inbox: paper

LSA Meeting

Meeting minutes?

Weekend Stay

Hello sir, ma'am. May I take you to a story with no conflict? Yes.

Pixelized Photos

Left in the color printers. Anyone know where these photos are taken?

James Bond Memories

Baby Photo

Left in a scanner.

An Apologist for "The Apology"

I bet a guy like this sat behind you in that philosophy course you took:



I also liked the footnotes on page 2 and 3 (that didn't have enough understandable content to make it worth copying). Highlights:

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1. Much of this formal definition of rationality is owed to my instruction in "Philosophy and Economics" by Professor Frank Thompson

3. A fascinating and often overlooking cognitive phenomena expounded briefly at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analysis_paralysis

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The paper ends with 3 more italicized quotes from Socrates, Solon, and John Stuart Mills


Yeah, this is an old grab but I hope you liked it just the same. Welcome back from Thanksgiving break all you students, TAs, GSIs, and profs.

A Day in Another Classroom

Hygiene of Swedish and American Culture

Today is another great day in AHFB history: yet another football player left his paper in the fishbowl. I love days like this.




If the link above goes out, here's an image socket mirror of the paper:

Local Illustrator

I just wanted to use this found copy of the Independent to give
Brandon Lynn a link. He's a local Ann Arbor guy who does this amazing stuff with...whatever the correct term for these is. Puppets? Figures?

Extreme Wordart

Just felt like putting up a second entry for today.
I think it's funny how many things I find where the person obviously designed it in color only to print it out in black and white.
Sorry for all the fold marks: this one's been in my coat pocket a while.
Is this saying that you can help bring Zionism into the 21st century? Or saying that you can help combat that?

Racist Stereotyping

I didn't even bother making other comments on the second page once I read what Author wrote in the underlined sentences

Date Auction, Women's Studies

Sorry for the late update

The Gay Undead

Bad Intros

Why post one bad intro when you can post three? Thanks English 125 for always giving me content.

In other news, I think I found some poetry worthy of another podcast, so be looking for that in the upcoming week.

Internship App

Inner Voice

Butterflies. Throw up. Words.

Conflicted about PWN0 bags.

A girl who writes that people shouldn't buy knock-off purses and then hits the black market. It's a long one, stay with me.

AARP Strangler

I'm glad that HTML frames print out awkwardly otherwise I'd never have this

I Voted

Spent my free time today voting instead of at the Fishbowl. See ya tomorrow for a new entry.

Granholm Rally Flyer

Way to not proofread, College Dems.

MSA Flyer, News Story

Does it get any more generic than "Student Life!" ?

Learning Writing Assignment

When I found a Michigan football player's paper last month, I figured that was the last one I'd find (given the athlete:student ratio). But today I stumbled upon this paper written by a player on the Michigan hockey team. It doesn't get much wordier than this; must have been a 3pg assignment.

Max, Diez, and The Mexican

This is just weird.

Fluent in Beginning Spanish

Sure why not: third post of the day. I think my favorite part of this one is the claim he makes in the first paragraph. Last paragraph isn't bad either though.

AHFB Repeated Themes

Had enough material for a 2nd post today. I just keep finding this stuff. I feel like this first page could be a student who wants to be like "look, I couldn't do the reading you assigned; I typed in the URL correctly and this came up! See? I'm blameless!"


And then the second thing is the kinda stuff I've been finding all week: it's another Wikipedia citation. Whee.



Oh and by the way, AHFB stands for Angell Hall Fishbowl.

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