Hold the Sprinkles

Here's a short story by a person that obviously has something against Jewish sorority girls. Can the main character change in the end? Can she turn from her ways? Give it three pages and the story actually starts.

The Hold Up on WYO's

Poly-C, do you have a higher quality scan of your first page? It's like 400px tall and makes it impossible to copy over.

Bibliography

Hopefully i'll be able to find a paper with more content for tomorrow.

Full Page Headshots

I'll hopefully (no promises) compile last weeks WYO's and have em up late sunday. Until then, you've got this guy's face to stare at. Any idea why someone would need fifteen full page print-outs of himself?

Works Cited

I see far too many papers that have wikipedia as a source.

A Strip Club on North Campus

This has to be a joke. But someone sure put a lot of work into writing 6 pages of this stuff. And the fact that it was copied and printed off (you can see a staple in the upper left hand corner of one page) suggests that maybe it was for real.

Comic Sans

Check out bancomicsans.com

Statistics Save Lives

I ran into this on the way out. I lowered the opacity of the less important stuff.

We Also Would Have Accepted 3072kb

A light day at the fishbowl today. The second person this month to print out a page containing a link to content, rather than the content itself (the first person being here)

When Eng125 and Popular Shows Collide.

It's nice to find good (by which i mean bad) papers in the fishbowl again.

Hierarchy Pyramid

Fall break really cleaned me out of my good papers. Hopefully I'll find good stuff when I hit the fishbowl today. Until then, anyone have any idea what this is for?

WYO: The Metaphorical Significance of Mayonnaise

I thought I'd give this a try and see how it works. Below are jpgs of two image files for a paper called "Misleading Mayo: The Metaphorical Significance of Mayonnaise."
1)Download them both
2)Print them out
3)Write and scan your own comments
4)Scan the file, put it on image shack, and paste a link in the comments to this entry. Then I'll take all our comments and put them on one document.




p.s. "WYO" stands for Write Your Own.

Chinatown and Espresso Royale

Diversity is to Chinatown as a capella music is to Espresso Royale. Remember that if you ever take the SAT.

Unmarried Households Reign

Prop 2 Flyer

The first post containing something that wasn't left in the printers. Regardless of your opinion on the prop 2 issue, everyone can agree that election advertising sucks.

A Duality Exposed

A one page journal whose second paragraph begins with "In conclusion"

Sexual Alliance

Only one page of this:


I've got enough material to last me through the end of fall break, so see ya tomorrow when I post something more entertaining (and better edited) than this.

Do you want to be pig?

As an anti-hunting, radical feminist...

If that doesn't get you to read this, what will?

Distributing some communication

A student group co-ordinator arranges for a speaker to come to the university

NOW PENSHURST

Found two of the same thing in separate printers

Blowgun Killing Spree

That pretty much sums up the plot.

Tuna Ad, Class Roster

The Caribbean

Today's paper, written by a starting player for the Michigan football team, brings us banned phrase #02: "and etc," a phrase people use to escape a list of items. Read on to find out why people of different backgrounds in the Caribbean are able to get along.



If that link goes down from high useage, here's an ImageSocket mirror:

Audio: Moses and the Writhing Vermin

Below is a dramatic audio reading of yesterday's short story. In the interest of keeping myself anonymous, today's mp3 is read by Forest Casey of The Circuit. I'm going to have other local bloggers/commenters read any future audio posts.




download mp3

Moses and the Writhing Vermin

This is the short story that started it all; I found this story and was like "man a whole website of stuff like this would be great." About halfway through I didn't have enough of an idea what was happening to add any comments. See if you can figure this one out.

Permission Granted

Just a quick passage one one good joke today. Check back monday for possibly the best short story yet.

Inbox: Notes

Printing n00b. Yes, I just said n00b.

Résumés

To my surprise, even with today's job fair, I didn't find a single résumé. So here's two résumés I grabbed a while ago:

Pineapple No Backspace

I'm hoping that tomorrow's career fair means that I'll soon be finding a lot of bad resumés. Until then, here's this:

A Myriad of Cliche Phrases

I think everyone would be happier if The Stanford Review were a talking academic paper rather than a student newspaper.

Phrase #01 not to use in papers ever again: "a myriad of "

Thanks are in order.

Check back Wednesday; I'll have a new post up.

On another topic, even though I just made this site around two weeks ago, I've already had a ridiculous amount of visitors, so I just wanted to give credit to all the fine people that have been giving me referrals:

Ann Arbor is Overrated (Ann Arbor News Blog)
The Circuit (Tech/Entertainment/Life Blog)
UM LJ Community (Via user brandonz)
Whoever made a post about the site in the fark forums.
Polyglot Conspiracy (Who is cool enough to read craigslist personals for their entertainment value)
Whoever put me on del.icio.us and bloglines
Bookworm (Life/Book blog)
The Lynne Show (Life/Photo blog)
BKerr (Who's cool because he plays AC)

In case no one's ever told you, links and comments are the internet's currency for bloggers.

Addiction Collage

I'm not really sure what this is.

Well Wishes

Sometimes there's no need to be specific.

Nazi Script

Admittedly, I don't know a lot about screenwriting; that may show in my commentary. But who doesn't appreciate a good little-girl-sees-Nazis screenplay? These are the first six pages.

Sunday's Update

Hey everyone, I've got Sunday's entry all ready to go but I won't be able to post it until I get to a scanner. Check back later in the day to read part of a screenplay...with Nazi references.

Also, thanks to everyone who has been checking the site often and commenting. Even more thanks to those of you that've been kind enough to give me a link on your sites.

Final note: just because I know good grammar doesn't mean I have to use it 24/7